Black Bean Brownie Cake

Beans. Oh, the versatility.

If my two-month educational foray into the jungles of Costa Rica taught me nothing else, at least I walked away with this recipe. Thank you, Robin. Thank you, Rancho Mastatal. I already miss birthdays, all of us gathered around the community table... enjoying a hunk o' chocolate goodness.

It's chocolate cake, but it's... healthy. It's mostly eggs and beans, with a little coffee and some other stuff (like chocolate). You know, breakfast food. *shifty eyes*


BLACK BEAN BROWNIE CAKE
courtesy of Rancho Mastatal

1 cup packed brown sugar
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup water
6 oz bittersweet chocolate (75% cocoa content is good)
4 oz (1 stick) butter
1 tbsp finely ground coffee
1 tsp salt
1/8 tsp powdered chili
2 cups cooked black beans, drained and rinsed
4 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
1/2-1 cup cacao nibs

1. Preheat the oven to 350 and grease a 9x13" cake pan. Then make a sugar syrup. I do this because in Costa Rica, the sugar we had was liquid (it was called "tapa dulce"). Basically, it was unrefined sugar that had not been evaporated. To simulate that... just mix the brown sugar, regular sugar, and water and simmer over medium-low heat for a couple of minutes. That should do it.

2. Chop up the chocolate and butter, and melt in the top of a double boiler. Add coffee, salt, and chili, mixing until smooth and melty. You can also use oil with fine results. I like butter because... it's so wholesome.



3. Make sure your beans are well-rinsed and drained, particularly if they come from a can. *gasp* I know you wouldn't do that, though. Black beans are great, but I've also used red beans with equally great results. You could probably use almost any kind of bean, really... Stick them in the food processor with the eggs and vanilla, and whir away. Within a minute or two, it should get nice and frothy and the beans should be totally obliterated. You might see skin specs. But that's it. Transfer to a large bowl.



4. Combine melted chocolate/butter with the sugar syrup, and pour a little into the bean mixture. Fold to incorporate and temper the eggs, if the chocolate and sugar is still hot. Gradually add the rest, folding the batter until mostly combined (a few light and dark streaks are fine.



5. Fold in the cacao nibs until evenly distributed. Pour batter into prepared pan and bake for 55 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean and it begins to recede from the sides of the pan. Cool in pan to room temperature. Enjoy as brownies with powdered sugar, or crumbled over ice cream, or however you want.





PROS: rich, moist, chocolatey, full of protein, flourless
CONS: a bit strong for some people, incredibly crumbly

And there you have it... my first update in a month. Hopefully I'll do the next one sooner rather than later.

Chocolate Raspberry Creme Cake

Just this last week, I completed a quarter-long internship at the zoo (go Nocturnal House!), where I already volunteer. Not only did the internship end, but I'll be leaving the country shortly and won't be volunteering for the next three months either (possibly longer if I am taken on as a zoo employee upon my return). So in thanks, I made a cake. That way, maybe they'll forget that I didn't accomplish that much in three months. "Oh yeah, she was a great intern! She brought us cake and everything!"

It's good cake, too. It's probably one of my new favorites. It has everything - rich chocolate ganache, sweet and smooth pastry cream, a burst of raspberry, on a spongey vessel of light chocolate cake. (Oh, but it's full of gluten. :-( Probably would be pretty simple to convert, though...) Next time I'll make sure to grab more than one piece.


CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY CREME CAKE
bits and pieces from Baking Illustrated by the editors of Cook's Illustrated magazine, adapted here and there

Pastry Cream Filling
5 tbsp plus 1 tsp sugar
pinch salt
1 1/2 cups half-and-half
2 large egg yolks
2 tbsp cornstarch
2 tbsp butter
1 tsp vanilla

Chocolate Sponge Cake
6 tbsp plain cake flour (I used some combination of all-purpose and potato starch, not being one to keep over-processed, chemically bleached powdered grains in my cupboard)
3 tbsp unbleached all-purpose flour
3 tbsp Dutch cocoa powder
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
3 tbsp milk
2 tbsp unsalted butter
1/2 tsp vanilla
5 large eggs
3/4 cup sugar

Chocolate Ganache
1 cup heavy cream
1/4 cup light agave nectar (corn syrup works, but I don't have this)
8 oz semisweet chocolate, all chopped up
1/2 tsp vanilla

Raspberry Filling and Garnish
1 1/4 cups raspberry preserves or jam (get some with not much sugar added, but never artificially sweetened - you want it to taste like raspberries, not Splenda)
12-16 fresh or frozen raspberries

1. Make the pastry cream: dissolve 1/4 cup of the sugar, and the salt, in the half-and-half over medium heat until simmering, stirring occasionally.

2. While your mixture is heating on the stove, whisk up the egg yolks in a separate bowl. Add the sugar and vigorously beat with your whisk until it gets creamy smooth. Add cornstarch, and keep whisking until the yolks look thick and pale.

3. Slowly drizzle the half-and-half, after it comes to a simmer, into the yolks. Make sure to whisk constantly during this process to avoid cooking and curdling the yolks. This is called tempering. Pour it all back in the saucepan and return to the heat.

4. Whisk the mixture constantly until it starts to bubble a little and it gets really thick, which shouldn't take long. Remove from the heat and stir in the butter and vanilla.

5. Pour the hot pastry cream through a sieve into a medium bowl. Cover the surface directly with waxed paper to prevent a skin from forming and stick in the fridge until thoroughly chilled. This will take at least 3 hours, but it keeps fine overnight.

6. Make your cake: Preheat the oven to 350°F. Prepare 2 9-inch round cake pans by greasing the sides and covering the bottom with parchment paper.

7. Sift flours, cocoa, baking powder, and salt together into a medium bowl, mix well, and make sure there are no little lumps of cocoa sitting about in the flour. Squash them if there are. Set aside.

8. Heat milk and butter over low heat until the butter melts. Remove from heat, add the vanilla, and cover to keep warm.

9. Separate three of the eggs. Place the whites in a large metal bowl, and the yolks plus the whole eggs in another large bowl. Beat the whites until foamy and broken up, and gradually add half the sugar as you continue to beat the whites. Beat to soft peaks - you know you've reached this state when you take the beaters out of the egg whites and the peaks look moist and droop over. If you beat it too much, you will have trouble folding your batter and your cake will deflate. You will be sorry.

10. Beat your yolks and whole eggs with the rest of the sugar for about 5 minutes. They should be very thick and pale, kinda like the yolks in the pastry cream. Only thicker, and paler. Pour these in with the whites.

11. Sprinkle the flour over the egg mixtures and fold from the middle down and up about a dozen times around the bowl. Make an indentation and add the milk and butter. Keep folding, very gently and carefully, until everything is more or less evenly mixed. The goal is to get the most homogenous mixture with the least amount of mixing - the more you fold, the more air bubbles you pop and the flatter and denser your cake will be. But you don't want big pockets of egg white or flour in there, either. So just be careful.



12. Pour equal amounts of batter into each cake pan and bake for about 16-22 minutes, depending on the color of your pans (longer for light pans, and less for dark). Judge doneness based on the toothpick test (stick a toothpick in the middle, if it has no crumbs on it, it's done) or by poking the middle of the cake, which should readily spring back. It should also look like it's just starting to pull away from the sides of the pan.

13. When you remove the cakes from the oven, run a knife around the perimeter of the pan. Invert onto a plate, remove the parchment, and re-invert onto a cooling rack. Do the same with the other cake, and cool to room temperature. Don't ever try to frost or fill a warm cake.



14. Make the ganache: Heat the cream and agave over medium heat in a saucepan until simmering. Remove from the heat and add the chocolate. Cover and let sit for about 8 minutes, at which point the chocolate should have melted (if not, stir it over medium heat until it does).

15. Add vanilla and stir until smooth. Cool until slightly warmer than room temperature.

16. Make that cake: While the glaze is cooling, put one layer of the cake on a cardboard round or other decorating surface. To avoid making a mess, you can tuck strips of waxed paper underneath the cake around all sides for easy cleanup. Spread about 1 cup of the jam evenly over this layer, filling in the pits and potholes on the cake surface. No one will ever know...



17. Place dollops of the pastry cream around the cake layer over the jam and spread it until it makes an even, thick coating. You should use all of it. Carefully put the second cake layer in place, making sure it's centered and not lopsided.

18. Spread around the remaining jam on the top of the cake, all the way up to the edges. Run a spatula around the sides of the cake to clean up any leaking pastry cream or raspberry preserves. Consume this.



19. Pour on the glaze, making sure it completely covers the top and sides. It will cool much more rapidly once it's on the cake. Make pretty swirly designs with the back of a spoon. Before it cools completely, press in raspberries in some attractive pattern on top of the cake.



20. Refrigerate the cake until the glaze sets and it's ready to serve. Keep refrigerated, as the pastry cream will spoil otherwise and the cake will fall apart in warm conditions. Eat, eat! It's so good.








PROS: great balance of flavors, textures, nice and attractive
CONS: time consuming, batter can be tempermental to fold together evenly

Carrot Cake

Every time someone has a birthday, I jump at the chance to bake a cake. I love cake. I love baking cake. I think it's because I love licking the mixing bowl afterward...

...but that's another story. My dad's birthday was yesterday, and I was thrilled at the opportunity to make another cake. I made it gluten-free, just because I felt confident enough with my experience to turn it out well. I secretly bought enough ingredients for two cakes in the instance that the gluten-free version was a flop.

But oh. Oh. This was no flop! Whoever says gluten-free baking is inferior obviously hasn't eaten this.

And again, I must credit Cook's Illustrated for the recipe on which my version is based. I know that when I need to bake something for the first time, I will always check to see if they have a recipe for it first. That way, if my adaptation doesn't turn out... I know that it's my fault and not the base recipe's. Oh, what a blessing America's Test Kitchen is. But I've changed this recipe enough to be considered different from the original. Well, duh.


CARROT CAKE

3/4 cup plus 2 tbsp sorghum flour
3/4 cup white rice flour
1/2 cup potato starch
1/4 cup soy flour
2 tbsp tapioca starch
1 1/2 tsp xanthan gum
2 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 1/4 tsp baking soda
1 1/4 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/8 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp salt
1 lb fresh carrots, peeled
1 cup golden (Sultana) raisins
1 can crushed pineapple, drained very well
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 1/2 cups vegetable oil (I used sunflower)

12 oz neufchatel or cream cheese
8 tbsp (1 stick) unsalted butter, slightly softened but still cool
1 tbsp sour cream
3/4 tsp vanilla
2 cups powdered sugar
3/4 cup sliced almonds

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease two 9"x2" round cake pans, and line with parchment paper or waxed paper. Grease the parchment as well.

2. Whisk the dry ingredients - flours, starches, xanthan gum, baking powder and soda, spices, and salt - thoroughly in a medium bowl.

3. Using your food processor, shred the carrots (make sure you shred them, not pulverize them). If you're ambitious and/or don't have a food processor - and I used to do this - you can grate them by hand. If you do this, you can probably do most of the rest of the steps in a mixing bowl rather than a food processor.

4. Add the shredded carrots and raisins to the dry ingredients, and wipe out your food processor. Add sugars and eggs to the food processor, and process with the metal blade until frothy and well-mixed.

5. Keep the processor running, and slowly drizzle the oil through the feed tube. Process until well-emulsified and light in color.

6. Transfer wet ingredients to a large bowl and stir in the crushed (drained) pineapple. Fold in the dry ingredients, along with carrots and raisins, until all flour is mixed in. But don't mix it longer than you have to. You'll kill the leavining.

7. Pour batter into your prepared cake pans and stick on a middle oven rack. Bake for 40 minutes or until cake starts to pull away from edges of pan and an inserted toothpick comes out clean. And it's golden brown. Or poke the top of the cake with your finger. If it springs back, it's done.



8. Cool on wire racks, in the pans, to room temperature before frosting. And let me tell you - you don't want to frost this cake warm. Disaster will ensue.



9. Clean out your food processor. This is a good time to lick the bowl, if you're into that sort of thing. I know I am. But for the sake of whomever's going to be eating your cake, please wash it after you lick it. And then dump in the cream cheese, butter, sour cream, and vanilla. Process until well-mixed. If it starts sticking to the sides, then you know what to do. Get out that rubber spatula.

10. Add powdered sugar and process some more until it's nice and smooth. Scrape it all out, put it in a bowl, and stick it in the fridge to chill for oh, 20 minutes or so.

11. Take your cakes out of their pans when they're cool, and put them on the wire racks directly. Face up, of course. When you're ready to decorate, transfer one cake round to whatever it is you like to decorate on. I used a cardboard round sitting on top of an inverted cake pan - it spins easily, and is slightly elevated.



12. Take your frosting out of the fridge, and if you want to reserve some for piping later (letters, little carrots, whatever), save 2 tbsp to 1/4 cup and set aside. Plop some frosting - 1/2 cup, maybe - on the cake and spread to the edges (a large offset spatula works wonders here). Carefully set the second cake on top, and repeat the process. Use the remaining frosting to frost the sides. Try not to get crumbs in the icing, because that looks kinda tacky.

13. Press handfuls of sliced almonds into the sides - you can tilt the cake for this - until the sides are covered all the way around. Put a few in the center of the cake, on the top. It looks cute. And if you want to pipe decorations, color your reserved frosting however you want (I use natural coloring with annatto for the orange letters). And pipe away. For a makeshift pastry bag, you can use either a plastic bag with the corner cut out, or waxed paper folded in a cone. That's what I did. And sit back and admire your cake. Then eat it. Because, let's face it, carrot cake is awesome.


PROS: moist, perfectly balanced spice, great ratio of cake:frosting, delicious but not too nutritious
CONS: frosting is a little wet, and sweetness of cake is difficult to detect through sweetness of frosting (but trust me. it's minor.)

Maybe I should stop posting all my recipes and just right a durn tootin cookbook. I hear that's what all the cool kids are doing these days...

Apple Pie

Wow, was this a hit. Deeeelicious. :D Not really my recipes, though... I used the Cook's Illustrated recipe for the filling (making one slight modification for gluten-freedom), and scaled up (and slightly modified) a recipe from Gluten-Free Girl for the crust. It turned out well. Really well. Aromatic and appley, and the crust resembled a wheat crust in all ways. YAY!


APPLE PIE
For the crust (mostly courtesy of Gluten-Free Girl):
1 cup plus 2 tbsp white rice flour
1/2 cup plus 2 tbsp potato starch
1/2 cup sorghum flour
1/4 cup sweet rice flour
3 tsp sugar
1/4 tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon
8 tbsp butter, chilled
4 tbsp non-hydrogenated shortening, chilled
1 large egg
2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
1/4 - 1/3 cup ice water (or enough to make the dough just stick together)

For the pie filling (mostly courtesy Cook's Illustrated):
1 1/2 lb Granny Smith apples (about 3)
2 lbs ripe McIntosh apples (about 4)
1 tbsp juice and 1 tsp zest from 1 lemon
3/4 cup sugar
2 tbsp sweet rice flour
1/4 tsp freshly grated (or ground) nutmeg
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1/8 tsp allspice
1/4 tsp salt
1 egg white, lightly beaten
1 tbsp sugar

Crust:
1. In a large bowl, whisk together the flours, sugar, salt, and cinnamon. Cut butter and shortening into dry ingredients using a fork, pastry cutter, or food processor. Crumble together until butter is the size of large peas (or lima beans, even).

2. Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients. Add egg and vinegar, and incorporate gently. If using a fork, stir from the center outward.

3. Slowly add ice water, 2 tbsp at a time, into the crust mixture, stirring or processing until it begins to stick together. As soon as it forms a cohesive dough, stop adding water.

4. Divide the dough in two. Compress each into 4-inch disks and refrigerate in parchment paper overnight.

Pie Filling:
1. Take one half of your dough out of the fridge and set on the counter. Let it rest for twenty minutes while you prepare the pie. Place a rimmed baking sheet on the bottom rack in your oven, and preheat it to 500°F.

2. Peel and core your apples. Quarter them and cut each quarter into 1/4-inch slices (if they are too thick or thin, they will cook unevenly). Toss apples in a large bowl with the lemon juice and zest. If you have a microplane grater, use it. It makes zest like magic.

3. Take your second disk of dough out to rest for 20 minutes. Roll out your first disk to a 12-inch circle between two sheets of parchment. You may have to keep flipping it over, because the bottom side tends to get a little wrinkled. Carefully peel off the top layer (make sure there are no wrinkles, as this will make it difficult to get off cleanly). Center an upside-down 9" glass pie plate over the dough, and quickly invert. Use the parchment to help you press the dough into the corner of the pan, and peel off the parchment. Do any quick patchwork you need to before moving on.

4. In a medium bowl, combine sugar, flour, spices, and salt. Toss with the apples. Dump it all (including the juices) into the pie pan - don't be alarmed, it will make a HUGE heap - and arrange so that the pile is as compact and rounded as possible.

5. Roll out the second piece of dough to a 12-inch circle between parchment - same as before. Peel off the top and ever so carefully invert it on the giant mound of apples. Tuck the overhang from the top dough underneath the overhang from the bottom dough so that it sticks out a bit from the rim, and flute the edges however you like. If you don't know how, then google it. Not too hard!

6. Cut 4 slits in the top of the pie - if the dough is super soft, freeze it for a few minutes (no longer than 10, though, or the glass plate may break when it enters the oven). Brush the beaten egg white all over the top crust and sprinkle with sugar.

7. Place the pie on the baking sheet in the oven. Lower the temperature to 425°F and bake for 25 minutes (or until the crust is a nice golden color. Rotate it 180°, turn the temperature down once more to 375°F, and continue baking for another 30-35 minutes. The juices should be really bubbly and the crust a deep golden brown. Put pie on a cooling rack and cool to room temperature. If you CAN'T WAIT, just eat a piece. But it will be hot and it will fall apart. But sometimes that's not so bad.

PROS: Very fragrant, sweet and tart and spiced at the same time. The texture is wonderful - the Macs fall apart when they cook, and the Grannies stay al dente - the perfect combination. Go CI! It tastes of autumn and good times. Crust bakes up just like a standard wheat crust.
CONS: Crust is difficult to handle when rolling and transferring. Not *quite* as flaky as some (though nobody will complain), but with some tweaking I'm sure it could be.

Bananas, Almonds, and Hot Fudge

Bananas are fun. You can whirl them in the blender for a smoothie. You can eat them like a monkey. You can chop them for fruit salad. My latest favorite? Fryyyyy them :D

So, OK, fried banana. I thought it would make a good dessert because... you know, bananas are healthy. *grin* Oh, but you know what would be good with it? Hot fudge. Oooh! And toasted almonds! Man, I was so excited when I thought of all this and realized the ingredients were on hand. Stoked. So I got everything together, Robert fried up the bananas (he being the master of anything that's heated in a pan with fat), and put them all together. It needed a mint leaf. Which we didn't have.

So I used a basil leaf. Shh, don't tell anyone. Basil actually tastes good with chocolate... *shifty eyes*

BANANAS, ALMONDS, AND HOT FUDGE
1-2 tbsp butter
2 large bananas, ripe but not TOO ripe, peeled
4oz dark chocolate
3 tbsp milk or cream (we used lowfat lactose-free, since that's what was on hand)
2 tbsp butter
2-3 tbsp sugar
pinch salt
1/2 tsp vanilla
1/4 cup sliced almonds, toasted
mint sprig(s) for garnish

1. Heat butter in a 10" skillet over medium-low heat. Slice bananas in half lengthwise.

2. When butter begins to foam, add bananas to pan, cut side down.

3. Meanwhile, place chocolate, milk, butter, sugar, and salt in a glass bowl or top half of a double boiler. Place over a pan containing about an inch of gently simmering water.

4. When bananas are lightly golden brown on one side, gently (and quickly) flip them over to brown the second side.

5. Stir chocolate with a spatula until it melts and mixture looks homogenous. Dip your finger in it and taste it. Add whatever you think you need (sugar, milk, butter). Repeat once with all 9 other digits. Add vanilla at the very end and stir to incorporate, then take off the heat.

6. Remove banana halves from pan when browned to your liking and put on a serving plate. Drizzle some fudge sauce over the top, sprinkle on your toasted almonds, drizzle some more fudge sauce over them, and garnish with mint. Oh, boy.

PROS: Hard to go wrong with this one, unless you over-toast your almonds or something... versatile, you can make your chocolate how you like it, and put as much or as little on as possible. Bananas are healthy!

CONS: uh... not good if you don't like chocolate. Or bananas. Or nuts.